No Fcks Given 2027 Desk Calendar

By Willow Creek Press
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Item # 202700009907

$18.99

The sentiment of giving zero fcks has anchored an entire shelf of irreverent gift books, snarky birthday cards, and motivational-poster parody accounts for over a decade now, and the appeal lies in the deadpan delivery of an attitude that polite society would normally suppress. The No Fcks Given 2027 Desk Calendar from Willow Creek Press features daily expletive-laced quips, profane affirmations, and unfiltered observations on coworkers, family, traffic, and Mondays, served up with the weary authority of someone who has long since stopped pretending to care.

  • Compact 6.18 x 5.43 inch desk box with adhesive binding and a tear-off page for every day of the year
  • 365 daily pages featuring irreverent quips, profane affirmations, and zero-fcks observations in a daily desk format
  • Covers January 1 to December 31, 2027 with a fresh page for each weekday
  • Sturdy desk-friendly easel base lets each day stand upright on the desk
  • Compact footprint fits any work desk, kitchen counter, or nightstand; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks on a plastic-free cardboard easel

For readers whose group chat already opens half its messages with eye-roll emojis and for the friend whose birthday card section consistently leans toward the back wall. Each daily page tears off cleanly to reveal the next unfiltered line underneath. The compact desk box footprint fits any work surface throughout the year.
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Item: 202700009907

The sentiment of giving zero fcks has anchored an entire shelf of irreverent gift books, snarky birthday cards, and motivational-poster parody accounts for over a decade now, and the appeal lies in the deadpan delivery of an attitude that polite society would normally suppress. The No Fcks Given 2027 Desk Calendar from Willow Creek Press features daily expletive-laced quips, profane affirmations, and unfiltered observations on coworkers, family, traffic, and Mondays, served up with the weary authority of someone who has long since stopped pretending to care.

  • Compact 6.18 x 5.43 inch desk box with adhesive binding and a tear-off page for every day of the year
  • 365 daily pages featuring irreverent quips, profane affirmations, and zero-fcks observations in a daily desk format
  • Covers January 1 to December 31, 2027 with a fresh page for each weekday
  • Sturdy desk-friendly easel base lets each day stand upright on the desk
  • Compact footprint fits any work desk, kitchen counter, or nightstand; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks on a plastic-free cardboard easel

For readers whose group chat already opens half its messages with eye-roll emojis and for the friend whose birthday card section consistently leans toward the back wall. Each daily page tears off cleanly to reveal the next unfiltered line underneath. The compact desk box footprint fits any work surface throughout the year.

  • ID: 202700009907
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  • By: Willow Creek Press
  • Format: Desk
  • Size Closed: 6.18 x 5.43
  • Size Open: 6.18 x 5.43
  • Grid Size: Small Square
  • Binding: Adhesive
  • Start Date: 1/1/2027
  • Time Span: 365 Day
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